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Musings of the Chronologically Challenged™ Fourth Generation
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Wednesday, September 03, 2003
Torpid Tuesday and Worrisome Wednesday Been waiting for inspiration for two days. Nada. On the premise that C&P may be better than Nada, here's a dose: But First - - - Acidman does it again! Another great find. See Baldilocks for a good sense blog - plus a cutie in black and white. COUNTRY WISDOM *Don't name a pig you plan to eat. *Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong. *Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. *Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps. *A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor. YOU MIGHT BE A YANKEE IF - - - ~~ you've never, ever, eaten Okra. ~~ you eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. ~~ you've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips. ~~ you have no idea what a polecat is. ~~ whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head. |